Music: You Know You're Right by Nirvana
BEN: So, is your partner French? Her name looks French.
ME: No, she's not French. She's just...southern Baptist.
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[4/29/10 9:46:34 PM] Benjamin: name.identifier
[4/29/10 9:46:40 PM] C. Susie: oh
[4/29/10 9:46:52 PM] C. Susie: i haven't made that one yet
[4/29/10 9:47:05 PM] C. Susie: downloading patch goes in an infinite loop
[4/29/10 9:47:07 PM] Benjamin: oh, failure
[4/29/10 9:47:11 PM] C. Susie: trying to by pass it
[4/29/10 9:47:24 PM] C. Susie: what's yours
[4/29/10 9:47:25 PM] C. Susie: and eves
[4/29/10 9:47:38 PM] Benjamin: shanobi.olbaid proxy.rebel
[4/29/10 9:47:47 PM] C. Susie: omg
[4/29/10 9:47:49 PM] C. Susie: lol
[4/29/10 9:47:59 PM] Benjamin: ?
[4/29/10 9:48:04 PM] C. Susie: guess mine will be
[4/29/10 9:48:06 PM] C. Susie: cute.hellokitty
[4/29/10 9:48:16 PM] Benjamin: prob
[4/29/10 9:48:19 PM] C. Susie: or maybe
[4/29/10 9:48:22 PM] C. Susie: cutie.honey
[4/29/10 9:48:32 PM] Benjamin: gay
[4/29/10 9:49:27 PM] C. Susie: your mom's gay
[4/29/10 9:49:48 PM] Benjamin: my mom's dead :*(
[4/29/10 9:51:41 PM] C. Susie: oh
Monday, May 10, 2010
Thursday, May 6, 2010
A little bird once told me...
Music: Bring Me To Life-Evanescence
Birthdate: 8/27/87
Birthplace: Da Lat, Vietnam
Current Location: Oxford
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: blackish-dark brownish
Height: 5'2"
Weight: 98 lbs.
Piercings: My ears...
Tatoos: Neg
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Neg
Overused Phraze: any form of lol or vom.
FAVORITES
Food: pho
Candy: chocolate
Number: 27
Color: green. I like red too.
Animal: my dogs
Drink: sweet tea
Bagel: I like pancakes better. Or french toast, or crepes. Love crepes.
Letter: What? I didn't even know people have favorite letters.
Body Part on Opposite sex: body
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: um, vom.
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: depends on if it's cold or hot outside.
Chocolate or Vanilla: depends on it is/ontop of
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coffee
Kiss or Hug: I don't like to be touched. My really good friends are exceptions. I love hugging my best friends.
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: Depends on the artist
Summer or Winter: SUMMER
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Depends on mood. Hah.
Love or Money: Money. HA jk.
Bedtime: Usually go to bed around 12 if I have nothing to do.
Most Missed Memory: my family
Best physical feature: I can smile better than you.
First Thought Waking Up: Why is everything so loud?
Goal for this year: reach my ideal weight of 105 lbs!
Best Friends: My skank sister, Kathy. lol.
Weakness: cute puppies....and high heels. Ugh...my gawd
Fears: I'm not scared of them, but I absolutely cannot STAND roaches or spiders. Or flies.
Tatoos: Neg
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Neg
Overused Phraze: any form of lol or vom.
FAVORITES
Food: pho
Candy: chocolate
Number: 27
Color: green. I like red too.
Animal: my dogs
Drink: sweet tea
Bagel: I like pancakes better. Or french toast, or crepes. Love crepes.
Letter: What? I didn't even know people have favorite letters.
Body Part on Opposite sex: body
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: um, vom.
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: depends on if it's cold or hot outside.
Chocolate or Vanilla: depends on it is/ontop of
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coffee
Kiss or Hug: I don't like to be touched. My really good friends are exceptions. I love hugging my best friends.
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: Depends on the artist
Summer or Winter: SUMMER
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Depends on mood. Hah.
Love or Money: Money. HA jk.
Bedtime: Usually go to bed around 12 if I have nothing to do.
Most Missed Memory: my family
Best physical feature: I can smile better than you.
First Thought Waking Up: Why is everything so loud?
Goal for this year: reach my ideal weight of 105 lbs!
Best Friends: My skank sister, Kathy. lol.
Weakness: cute puppies....and high heels. Ugh...my gawd
Fears: I'm not scared of them, but I absolutely cannot STAND roaches or spiders. Or flies.
Ever been beaten up: no
Ever beaten someone up: yes, and I got suspended for it. LAWL.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: durr
Been Dumped Lately: neg
Favorite Eye Color: green
Favorite Hair Color: blond...or brown doesn't matter.
Short or Long: short or long WHAT?! hair on a guy? Every guy looks better with short hair IMO.
Height: I'm going to be honest, if I'm wearing high heels and I'm just as tall as you, then NO.
Style: clean cut, but not BORING. ugh.
Looks or Personality: Personality, but come on, looks matter too.
Drugs and Alcohol: What?
Muscular or Really Skinny: Skinny pale guys are total VOM. I like muscular guys with some color. My gosh, be a man.
Number of Regrets in the Past: I wish I didn't take 21 hours. I'll never get these bags under my eyes to go away.
What country do you want to Visit: I'd love to go to Italy.
How do you want to Die: What kind of question is this? lol.
Been to the Mall Lately: I need to.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only on a lazy day.
Get along with your Parents: For the most part
Health Freak: sort of....yes...lol. Hey, that's what majoring in biochem does to you.
Do you think your Attractive: yes.
Believe in Yourself: yes
Want to go to College: lol, I want a PhD.
Do you Smoke: sometimes
Shower Daily: Sometimes twice a day. What? I go to the gym.
Been in Love: My white/tan pomeranian, Chuu, was the one true love of my life. Yes, I'm serious.
Do you Sing: Either A) when no one is around B) after a few drinks
Want to get Married: um, no.
Want to have children: um, VOM.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Beach Wedding
Music: Love Love Love by As Tall as Lions
"I must say I love weddings. I especially loved this one wedding on the beach in Biloxi. They wedded on the beach at 6 PM and then we partied in the Hard Rock Casino after wards. When it got too hot inside, all of us decided to go out onto the beach and play football in our gowns and tuxedos. We were already intoxicated and it was so dark, no one could see the ball, so basically we were just throwing it into the air and just randomly tackling the person infront of us. Jan got hit on the head/chest several times by the ball and Elicia ripped her bridesmaid dress. Even after breaking about four laws, the police let us go with only warning. "
"I must say I love weddings. I especially loved this one wedding on the beach in Biloxi. They wedded on the beach at 6 PM and then we partied in the Hard Rock Casino after wards. When it got too hot inside, all of us decided to go out onto the beach and play football in our gowns and tuxedos. We were already intoxicated and it was so dark, no one could see the ball, so basically we were just throwing it into the air and just randomly tackling the person infront of us. Jan got hit on the head/chest several times by the ball and Elicia ripped her bridesmaid dress. Even after breaking about four laws, the police let us go with only warning. "
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Being a smart-ass
Music: Mary Jane's Last Dance by Tom Petty
Dr. Sukanek is my fluid dynamics & heat transfer professor. He is a total badass. All of the engineering majors are pretty scared of him...except for my class. For example...
Dr. Sukanek is my fluid dynamics & heat transfer professor. He is a total badass. All of the engineering majors are pretty scared of him...except for my class. For example...
This is how I do it
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Dr. Sukanek: So, you can find a Reynold's number and then find the Nussle number. With all the overall given information, what can you use to solve for the final temperature of the system?
Me: Equations.
Dr. Sukanek: [closes his eyes disappointingly] YES. You DO use equations. What kind of equations???
Me: Equations with temperature in it.
Dr. Sukanek: [shakes his head disappointingly] Why do I even bother?
This is how Tyler does it.
Dr. Sukanek: So, you can find a Reynold's number and then find the Nussle number. With all the overall given information, what can you use to solve for the final temperature of the system?
Me: Equations.
Dr. Sukanek: [closes his eyes disappointingly] YES. You DO use equations. What kind of equations???
Me: Equations with temperature in it.
Dr. Sukanek: [shakes his head disappointingly] Why do I even bother?
This is how Tyler does it.
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Tyler: [listening to the Talking Heads on his I-pod before class starts]
Dr. Sukanek: [comes into the classroom] Hi. What are you listening to?
Tyler: The Talking Heads. Have you ever heard of them? They came out in the eighties....hey....weren't you, like, 30 when they came out?
This is how William does it.
Tyler: [listening to the Talking Heads on his I-pod before class starts]
Dr. Sukanek: [comes into the classroom] Hi. What are you listening to?
Tyler: The Talking Heads. Have you ever heard of them? They came out in the eighties....hey....weren't you, like, 30 when they came out?
This is how William does it.
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Dr. Sukanek: If your phone goes off during class...I answer it. Okay? If my phone goes off during class, you guys answer it.
[Dr. Sukanek's phone rings]
Dr. Sukanek: Aw shit! [gives his cellphone to William.]
William: Hello? Oh, hey. Who's this? Yeah...your dad's teaching a class right now. Hey baby, are you busy tonight?
Dr. Sukanek: Hey! That's my daughter!
Dr. Sukanek: If your phone goes off during class...I answer it. Okay? If my phone goes off during class, you guys answer it.
[Dr. Sukanek's phone rings]
Dr. Sukanek: Aw shit! [gives his cellphone to William.]
William: Hello? Oh, hey. Who's this? Yeah...your dad's teaching a class right now. Hey baby, are you busy tonight?
Dr. Sukanek: Hey! That's my daughter!
This is how Carmen does it.
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Dr. Sukanek: If you want a job in America, you use English units. So, you have to know the conversions between pounds force, pound mass, BTU's, etcetera.
Carmen: Or you can use Mathcad.
Dr. Sukanek: Mathcad?! So, if your boss asks you what's the conversion of something, are you going to run back to your office to convert it with Mathcad?
Carmen: We'll have Mathcad on our phones by then.
And then...Dr. Sukanek strikes back
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Dr. Sukanek: Have I graded your projects yet? Oh hell no! First of all, I'm feeling kind of sick and I blame you people. So, I'm already in a bad mood. This is what is going to happen when I start grading them. I'm gonna look at a couple of them and say to myself, "How DUMB can these people be?" and then I'd have to go grab a couple martinis afterwards. [sneezes] Excuse me. Whenever I sneeze...I'll think of you people.
Nature
Music: Californication by RHCP
"I was walking with my friend Dion and these squirrels were throwing acorns at us. We were thinking 'Man, wouldn't it be fun just to be a squirrel and throw shit at people you don't like all day?' and then all of a sudden, this giant hawk comes out of nowhere, attacks the squirrel, and throws it on it's back while it's still alive and starts pecking the shit out of it. Dion and I were like 'Oh my GOD!!" and then some biology majors walked by and they were like 'Oh how beautiful. Look at nature running it's course!'"
"I was walking with my friend Dion and these squirrels were throwing acorns at us. We were thinking 'Man, wouldn't it be fun just to be a squirrel and throw shit at people you don't like all day?' and then all of a sudden, this giant hawk comes out of nowhere, attacks the squirrel, and throws it on it's back while it's still alive and starts pecking the shit out of it. Dion and I were like 'Oh my GOD!!" and then some biology majors walked by and they were like 'Oh how beautiful. Look at nature running it's course!'"
Tell Me Why
This is just a collection of all my favorite conversations and events (that I can remember.) Obviously, there will be conversations from the past on here...if my memory serves me well.
Here is an example of what happened to me at the Einstein's Bagel shop in Anderson Hall the other day.
Bagel Shop Cashier: What would you like, sweetie?
Me: I'd like a blueberry muffin and a regular coffee, please.
BSC: Alright, and your name?
Me: Susie.
[A few minutes later...]
BSC: Alright, I've got a blueberry muffin for Juicy?
Me: [looks around] ....
BSC: Juicy?? [looking at me]
Me: ...It's Susie...thank you.
This happened two more times after that. Apparently, Susie and Juicy are the same name. Not Lucy or Judy. JUICY.
Here is an example of what happened to me at the Einstein's Bagel shop in Anderson Hall the other day.
Bagel Shop Cashier: What would you like, sweetie?
Me: I'd like a blueberry muffin and a regular coffee, please.
BSC: Alright, and your name?
Me: Susie.
[A few minutes later...]
BSC: Alright, I've got a blueberry muffin for Juicy?
Me: [looks around] ....
BSC: Juicy?? [looking at me]
Me: ...It's Susie...thank you.
This happened two more times after that. Apparently, Susie and Juicy are the same name. Not Lucy or Judy. JUICY.
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