Music: Jai Ho by Pussycat Dolls
I have nothing against people from Wisconsin. (For example: One amazing girl I know, Alli Wood, is from Wisconsin.) HOWEVER. If you came down to the South just to complain and bash for no reason (a.k.a. act like a jackass), you will be pwned.
Situation One (She's not the prettiest crayon in the box.)
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Wisconsin Girl: Whatever, I was homecoming queen at my college.
Me: Good lord, I'd love to see what the other girls look like.
Situation Two (This girl used to play sports, but now she's let herself go.)
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Wisconsin Girl: I think I've had enough of these fried carbs and sweet tea. No wonder everyone down here is so fat.
Me: Sorry (wisconsingirlsname) regardless of what food you eat, you'll always be fat. It's not the food's fault.
Wisconsin Girl: Well, I'm sorry not everyone is anorexic like you.
Me: I sense a hint of jealousy.
Wisconsin Girl: Why would I be jealous of someone who has a eating disorder?
Me: Because I look better than you?
Wisconsin Girl: Oh shut up and go throw up in a bathroom.
Me: Why?
Wisconsin Girl: Because you're anorexic!
Me: That's bulimia...
Wisconsin Girl: Whatever.
Situation Three (Her boyfriend is....manly.)
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Wisconsin Girl: All the boys down here look like girls. I like a manly man.
Me: Is that a picture of your boyfriend?
Wisconsin Girl: Yeah.
Me: He looks like your dad. What's with the lumberjack beard and the gut?
PWNED.
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